120+ Yellow Puns And Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day - MyPunnyBone (2024)

Yellow there! What’s up? How ya doin’? Today we’ve got a great collection dedicated to everyone’s favourite happy colour! We’ve got puns about everything that’s yellow!

Did you know, that the colour yellow has been important for centuries? Yeah, the ancient dynasties of China like the Tang dynasty saved the colour yellow for royalties and deities. Only the emperors could wear a yellowish “Chi-Huang” robe. In that case, I wonder what they thought of bananas… must’ve gone bananas for bananas!

Another fun fact is that the word “pink”, used to mean a yellowish-green shade. It was taken from the German word “pinkeln” that means, well, pee. Yellow was “Pink” around the 1400s, and only became the rosy colour in the 1700s. Adds a whole new meaning to “I hope you’re in a pink of health”, now does it?

Okay! Now that you’re loaded up with some fun facts, it’s time to move on to the important things – yellow puns and yolks! I mean, jokes. Thinking of bananas just make me slip up sometimes. We hope this happy-colour collection puts a happy smile on your face! Enjoy!

• Yellow – How bananas greet each other.
• Yell-O – Yellow jell-o.
• Yell-ow – How lemons signal that they’ve been hurt.
• Yellow Sonata – A yellow cello classical song.
• Yellow-tonin (Melatonin) – What puts bananas to sleep.
• Yellow-tonin (Serotonin) – What makes bananas happy.
• Yellow-dy – A mellow yellow melody.
• Yellow Lily (Calla Lily) – Pretty yellow lilies.
• Beef Yellow (Tallow) – The grease you get from yellow cows.
• Marsh-yellow – Soft yellow sweets.
• Othyellow – Shakespeare’s yellowest character.
• Pom-yellow – The largest yellow citrus.
• Smellow – When yellow stinks.
• Mutt-stard – A dark yellow dog.
• Moo-stard – A cow with dark yellow patches.
• Meow-stard – A cat’s favourite yellow condiment.
• Mus-turd – Yellow poops!
• Moss-tard – Yellow moss that grows on a stale hotdog.
• Monstard – A yellow creature under a kid’s bed.
• Mush-tard – A mustard coloured mushroom.
• Musk-tard – If a muskrat and a condiment had a yellow baby.
• Mustardche – When you get mustard on your upper lip.
• BaNaNa – Barium + 2 Sodium.
• Baaaa-nana – A yellow sheep!
• Ba-Nanna – Old yellow grandmas.
• Boo-nana – A spooky yellow ghost.
• Band-nana – A yellow fruit band that just sings na na na…
• Bun-ana – A banana yellow bunny!
• Bananatee – A rare yellow manatee.
• Burn-ana – A banana that’s no longer yellow, but black.
• Sun-ana – A yellow oblong sun!
• Le-monk – A religious yellow fruit.
• Le-Monk – Thelonious Monk’s favourite shade of yellow.
• Le-mom – When your mother is suddenly yellow!
• Lemon (Lemming) – A small cute yellow rodent!
• Lemongrad (Leningrad) – A formerly yellow town that is now St. Petersburg, Russia.
• Le-mon – A bright yellow Jamaican.
• Lemon-y Snickett – A yellow man who writes children’s novels.
• John Lemon – The yellow Beatle.
• Defo-dils – Yup, they’re definitely yellow daffodils.
• Daffo-dill – If a fuzzy yellow dill pickle.
• Daffy-dills – Daffy Duck’s favourite yellow flower.
• Dandy Lions – A very nice yellow lion flower.
• Don’t be so shyellow (shallow).
• You mustard (must start) your journey, otherwise you’ll never reach your destination.
• I mustard (must have) done something right to deserve you in my life.
• Banana (I wanna) let you know how much I love you.
• Don’t be such a bitter lemon.
• You’re the lemon-ly one I like.
• Good friends help you when you’re feeling lemon-ely.

Bee and Honey Puns

• Bee-casso – An artist who only paints with yellow.
• Bee-thoven – A fuzzy yellow music composer.
• Bee-friend – When two yellow bees become pals.
• Bee Gees – A mellow yellow disco band.
• Wasa-bee – A yellow sushi dip.
• Bumble-gum – Yellow chewy candy.
• Bumble – A yellow themed dating app for bees.
• Buzz Lightyear – A yellow astronaut from Toy Story.
• Honeymoon – A deep yellow moon.
• Honey-moo – After a yellow bee and a yellow cow get married.
• Hon-knee – The yellowest part of a bee’s body.
• I’ve pollen in love with you.
• Yellow puns are so hone (funny).
• You’re the bee’s knees!
• Hive always been a fan of bee puns.

Sunshine and Sunflower Puns

• Bunshine – When the sun is a little cheeky.
• Funshine – What all sunny days are made of.
• Punshine – When a pun really brightens up your day.
• Sun-flower – A glowing yellow flower.
• Sun-flour – A baker’s favourite flower.
• Sun-plower – Yellow flowers who also work in a farm field.
• Sun-power – Bright yellow energy!
• You are the sun for me.
• Suntimes you win, suntimes you lose.
• Sunthing’s are better left alone.
• He who has be-sun (begun), is half done.

Yellow Food Puns

• Canary Melon – Yellow melons that can fly!
• Sun Melon – The brightest melon you can find.
• Yellow Melon – That’s how you greet a melon.
• Melon-collie – Yellow melons that bark.
• Cantalope – If a yellow melon and an antelope had a baby.
• Pint-apple – A pint of tangy yellow fruit.
• Pine-apple – Yellow fruit that grow on pine trees.
• Spine-apple – Yellow fruit with a backbone.
• Blue cheese – Cheese that is definitely not yellow.
• Uni-corn – A mythical yellow horse with a horn!
• Corn-ductor – A yellow corn who leads an orchestra.
• You’re one in a melon!
• If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple.
• In queso things fail, know that I still love you.
• I cheese (choose) you.
• You cheddar believe me, baby.
• It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy.
• Yellow puns are corny.

Q: Why was the snow yellow?
A: Because Elsa let it go.

Q: What’ did Picasso think of the colour Ochre?
A: Meh, he thought it was mediocre.

Q: What’s yellow and hurts if you get it in your eye?
A: A bulldozer.

Q: What did God do when yellow jackets started stinging people?
A: Activated Plan Bee.

Q: Why did the rooster cross the yellow brick road?
A: It was looking for courage.

Q: What do you call a delicious yellow lump of poop that has a foul mouth?
A: Cuss turd.

Q: What’s yellow and hangs from an apple tree?
A: A stupid banana!

Q: What’s yellow, spikey and hangs from pine tree?
A: The wrong kind of apple.

Q: What is yellow and turns red when you push the button?
A: Baby chicks in a blender.

Q: Why can’t dogs play soccer?
A: Because they can’t tell the difference between a red and yellow cards.

• My friend told me his apples were yellow. I was all like, “No way! That’s bananas.”
• I dumped a bag of yellow vegetables over a dead policeman. I made corn on the cop.
• Green is my favourite colour. I love it even more than blue and yellow combined.
• There is no such colour as ghostly yellow! It’s just a pigment of your imagination!
• If someone asks if you’d like to join them for the afternoon picking oval, yellow fruits that are speckled with red; it’s a date!
• What’s big, yellow and sinks? An excavator.
  Didn’t think that was funny? Yeah, neither did the driver.
• When life hands you high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, sodium acid pyrophosphate, magnesium oxide, Yellow #5, tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavours – make some lemonade!
• My wife said she’s leaving me because I keep making silly puns about her dark yellow oven glove.
  However, I wasn’t expecting to wake up this morning and find her gone, I mustard mitt.
• Homer Simpson takes his yellow, spiky-haired son to a bar. The bartender pulls up a shotgun and aims it at the boy. It might be too soon to say this, but I think the Bartender really lived up to his name.
• “Darling, your teeth are like stars.”
  “So yellow and so far apart…”
• Watson found Holmes busily painting the front door bright yellow.
  “Whatever for, Holmes?”
  “It’s a lemon entry, my dear Watson.”
• A teacher asked a student to use the words yellow, pink, and green in a sentence. The student says:
  The phone goes “Green green.”
  So, I pink it up. Then I say, “Yellow there!”
• A kindergarten teacher handed out sheets of colouring pages to her class of 4-year-olds. They all had a line drawing of a little duck with red boots and an umbrella standing in the rain. The teacher told her class to paint the duck yellow and the umbrella green. The naughty kid painted the duck in a bright chilli red. His teacher asked him, “My dear, how many times have you seen a bright red duck?”The little student replied, “The same number of times I’ve seen a duck holding an umbrella wear boots, Miss.”
• There were two blondes at a traffic light admiring the colours as they stop at a red light.
  Blonde #1: Look at that red colour!
  Blonde #2: Wow, it’s beautiful.
  Blonde #1: And the yellow!
  Blonde #2: Such brightness!
  Blonde #1: And the green!
  Blonde #2: Much nature!
  Blonde #1: Oh, it’s red again, we saw it already. Let’s go.
• Recently a man had some problems with his ears. He guessed it was a sign he was getting older, but he didn’t want to take the risk, so he went to the doctor’s. The man had to speak quite loudly just so he could hear himself. He said, “Doctor, I’ve got a real bad hearing problem!!”The doctor inspected some of his mannerisms and while he was getting his medical tools ready, he asked the man to explain a little more. The doctor asked, “Can you describe the symptoms to me?”The man blinks confusedly at the doctor. A pause, then he said loudly, “Well Doc, I don’t know how it’ll help but Homer is fat and yellow. Marge has blue hair. Bart has triangles on his head, and Lisa plays the baritone sax.”
  
• A person in a lab coat places a glass half-filled with a yellow liquid in front of four people. The first person pipes up, “Ah, I see the glass is half full!” This person is an optimist. Always a go-getter, and enthusiastic.The second person states, “No, why would he bring us a half-full glass? He obviously drank some. It’s now half empty.” This person is a pessimist. He waits for someone else to say something before he argues about it.The third person scoffs, “It’s just a glass with liquid in it.” This person is a realist. This person likes to show off how mature and logical he is. He likes when arguments happen.While the three of them bicker, the fourth person drinks all the yellow liquid like a tequila shot. They exclaim, “I got thirsty listening to you guys, so I drank the liquid in the cup!” This person is an opportunist. He doesn’t really think things through, just swoops in and does it.
  
  The person in the lab coat stares at the Opportunist disgustedly, before running to a nearby toilet to throw up. This person is a doctor – and he is a Urologist.